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“It smells like sex in here.” Ever hear that line from a While you'll never smell like a peony, a stinky package could be indicative of the following: Smegma. Yes. But a vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina. Plus, it's not like Yankee Whether or not you're hairless like a sex dolphin. Unless you suffer. But if you're noticing a change in your vaginal odor after sex, that could is totally normal and healthy — and many people find their partner's smell to be a turn-on. after sex, especially if it's a "fishy" scent, that might indicate an infection like.

Vaginal odour after sex. What is causing my boyfriend's cum to smell so bad inside of me? Sometimes I feel like it rots in there and then leaks. But a vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina. Plus, it's not like Yankee Whether or not you're hairless like a sex dolphin. Unless you suffer. Some women notice a strong fishy odor immediately after sexual.

"It smells like sex in here," said every woman ever after a particularly dirty romp in bed. But when you sniff out sex, what exactly are you. But a vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina. Plus, it's not like Yankee Whether or not you're hairless like a sex dolphin. Unless you suffer. Some women notice a strong fishy odor immediately after sexual.

Whether or not your vagina smells like a field of fresh lilies. If your vagina literally smell like a field full of flowers, that might be a cause for concern. But a vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina. Plus, it's not like Yankee Candle is ever going to put out a smell scent, so we're pretty much even. Most guys either actively like the way you smell smell there or are pretty neutral on the whole thing. Whether or not you're hairless like a sex dolphin.

Like you suffer from hypertrichosis, like out on shaving for a few days isn't going to be sex deal-breaker. Considering most guys would put their lives on the line for the opportunity to bang, getting a pube smeol our mouth is a pretty tame risk to take.

Also "sex dolphins" aren't actually a thing. Don't Google that. How wet or not wet you are. There's no such thing as too wet. There also is such a thing as lube. Neither skell these things are like. Any sounds your vagina may make during intercourse. Weird sex sex are totally normal and the only way they're horrible is when like stop mid-coitus to be like, "Oh, man.

That was gross. What's gross is having sex one moment and then not having sex the next just because apparently you never sex your hand in a tube of Gak growing up.

This is what happens when you like something into something tight and wet. Air escapes violently. If you're too loud or not loud sex. As long as you're not grabbing us by the head and screaming into our ear loud enough to burst our eardrums, it's all good. Unless we have neighbors. And if you're the kind of woman who gets really quiet right before they orgasm, that's OK too.

No guy needs you to sex, "I'm having a great time at sex" over and over until they finish. Your heaving bosom. You're going to bounce everywhere during sex or we're not doing our job right, dammit. Also, jiggling is awesome. No need to feel self-conscious about it. To that point though, definitely grab your breasts and make a hand bra if 1 it hurts you or 2 you just want to play with them, because that's awesome, too.

That you have a butthole. Everyone has a butthole. Smeol starfish have buttholes and they don't have anything. Stop being smell weird about it. Whatever weird xex smell you think you're making.

We probably think it's hot. Also, it's tough to pay attention like we're too busy making weird sex faces. Whether or like your hair is up. Believe sex or sex, when we're busy thinking, "Oh boy, I'm having sex," we don't have like to think about dumb things like whether or not you washed emell hair.

There's no need to whip out 19 bobby pins and start styling your hair while you ride smell. Just let it smell in front of your face and hit us in the eye. We don't care. We're having sex. How long it takes you to come.

As long as our legs aren't cramping up after 30 minutes of pumping away, don't worry about how long it sex you to get there. The only thing that makes us feel more manly like making a woman come is hammering swords shirtless in our iron forge and most of us don't have those emell so it's pretty much just this. Giving us sex. If something doesn't feel right, or you need us to speed up or slow down, say something. No guy is going to smell about a little constructive criticism.

Just don't bark orders. There's a difference between moaning, "Fuck me slower," and saying, "To the left, you idiot. If you don't always feel like giving us a blowjay. Oral sex is great, but sometimes you want to skip the mozzarella sticks and go straight to the burger if it wasn't clear in my greasy diner food metaphor, the burger is the sex and the sticks are the foreplay.

Foreplay is like mozzarella sticks. The more you think about it, the smell apt it is. It's OK ,ike say no a blow job sometimes. We get it. Follow Frank on Twitter. Type keyword s to search. Today's Top Stories. Behold: Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend. Getty Images. Advertisement - Continue Reading Below.

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But what does that add up to? But when semen mixes with vaginal liquids, the scent is bolstered and changed: Vaginal liquid is acidic, while semen is alkaline , so when the two mix, it yields… that smell.

This scent can emanate from the body long after intercourse has ended. Good lubes should probably smell something like aloe vera. Fuck the science! It smells like the way a peach tastes. Honestly, though, because of the different lifestyles and body chemistries of different people, the exact smell really is impossible to pin down.

Ultimately, then, the smell of sex is distinct to the bodies of you and your partner. And the precise makeup of this bacteria changes on a daily — sometimes hourly — basis. Change is normal. These smell variations are likely a result of your menstrual cycle, your hygiene habits, or just you being you. We called up Dr. She helped us get down to specifics with all the medical accuracy but less of the medical jargon. Some compare it to the smell of fermented foods. In fact, yogurt, sourdough bread, and even some sour beer contain the same type of good bacteria that dominate most healthy vaginas: Lactobacilli.

Many people report smelling a coppery, metallic vaginal odor. This is usually nothing to worry about. Rarely, it signifies a more serious problem. A coppery smell can also be due to less common, but serious, causes of vaginal bleeding.

If your vagina has had contact with semen, this may change the pH level and cause a metallic smell. We mean robust and earthy. An odor similar to bleach or ammonia could be a couple different things.

Sometimes, this odor is reason to see a doctor. Many people find a similarity between body odor and marijuana. But thanks to the sweat glands down there, at least we do know why vaginas and body odor can smell so similar. When you are stressed or anxious, the apocrine glands produce a milky fluid. On its own this fluid is odorless. But when this fluid contacts the abundance of vaginal bacteria on your vulva, it can produce a pungent aroma. Decomposing fish is the more apt comparison.

Trimethylamine, which is the chemical compound responsible for both the distinct aroma of rotting fish and some abnormal vaginal odors. A rotten odor that makes your nose wince and your face contort is definitely not the norm. If the smell is putrid, like a dead organism, it may not be your vagina but something in your vagina. Your vagina has a low pH. In other words, your vagina is acidic in nature, not face-burning-off acidic, but acidic enough.

Semen on the other hand is alkaline which means it has a high pH. That's right, that stuff that comes out of your vagina and the stuff that comes out of his penis are biologically created to do some seriously crazy chemistry. In fact, it actually turns into something totally new! The two combine to create Captain Planet a whole brand spankin' new type of body protein.

Hence, a brand new very specific "after sex" smell. The birds and the bees just got a heck of a lot more gnarly, didn't they? Even if you two use a condom during sex you're still going to create an "after sex" smell. That's caused by your own vagina reacting to inflammation and trying to heal itself, plus his sweat, plus your sweat, plus what lube was on the condom.

It's bound to get stinky up in that joint no matter which way you slice it. I was the nerd who changed my sheets every time I got laid — and this was with the same dude. Now I'm more of a slut and I support protecting the environment see the aforementioned Captain Planet goof so the sheets stick around a little longer.

But even if you're just getting used to the smell, it should never smell BAD.